Tuesday, June 08, 2010

how to scare the poo out of oneself

  1. Check into hotel, alone, for business travel.
  2. Close bathroom door before bed as hotel has a drippy bathtub faucet. Again.
  3. Wake up in the middle of the night needing to potty.
  4. Stumble toward bathroom door that you totally forgot you closed.
  5. Freak the hell out as you run into another person in your room who, um, happens to be you in a mirror.

4 comments:

The Schoeneman's said...

Too funny!!!

Katie Lady said...

Yeah, I've done that. Not fun.

Patois said...

Hahahaha. Better you than me!

Anonymous said...

omg!! that would have been scary! but really funny to the rest of us.

cph