how to scare the poo out of oneself
- Check into hotel, alone, for business travel.
- Close bathroom door before bed as hotel has a drippy bathtub faucet. Again.
- Wake up in the middle of the night needing to potty.
- Stumble toward bathroom door that you totally forgot you closed.
- Freak the hell out as you run into another person in your room who, um, happens to be you in a mirror.